My shoelaces broke. My sweet loving girlfriend bought me new ones. Shortly after installation their hidden enchantment began to take effect. I could not walk more than fifteen minutes before they under no volition of my own became untied. I initially thought they were cursed, now I am fully cognisant of their true nature, a blessing. You see, each time I bend over to tie them I see many miracles, snails with their diverse intricacies, little shooting sprouts, tiny footprints, once I found a loonie (a Canadian dollar to all of those unfamiliar). Thank you Gabrielle for my magical enchanted shoelaces.